Helen Mirren is 22 years older than I

And I am old. But I want to barn-fuck her.

this must be one of those moments in life where all things, regardless of how nonsensical, just make sense.

I guess I'd better just go buy that S1000RR with Nitrous and fit up a rear knobby and get a a raccoon skin helmet.

 

2xidb

 

I bet her vaginer is all wrinkly.

 

god I hope so. if all the wrinkles came out it would probably cause ground clearance issues.

 

I feel the same way about Diane Sawyer..........

 

I would give her the worst 3 minutes of her life.

 

Hey watch it, Diane is my best friends aunt.

I lived across the street from him growing up, and she used to come over all the time. She was the local weather girl. Actually a very nice lady, at least she was back then (I was about 12 at the time). This is what she looked like then.

 

Yeah, Diane would get it. Still.

 

barn



fuck



???

I'd agree, if this visual wasn't so disturbing.

 

63 years old. Damn! Only 13 years older than me, so I'm not a total perv (just a semi).

 

No thanks. Too old.

 

Nahhh. My dad gave me this advice about older women when I was a young lad....

"They don't smell, they don't tell and they are gracious as hell".


Read it

Learn it

Live it

 

I bet she's just as fun now, as she was back in the 60's, 70's and 80's.

 

I'll bet her vajayjay looks like a beatup roast beef sammich:down:

I would do her if she talked with that accent while bangin....:up:

 

Wow.

Just.....wow.

 

+1 Beat me to it. :up:

Anyone catch Christy Brinkley lately? At 57yo she is still smoking!

 

Helen Mirren was hot in Caligula

 

lol