It gets pretty repetitive. They can never think of anything more original than coming out jokes. This is progress.
A massive shit is all it takes to get the competitive juices flowing......errr, that didn't sound right.
Personally I like to punch women and stab someone with a screw driver. If the police show up it's a huge bonus. I am unstoppable on the track after this ritual. So much so that if you try to pass me I will subconsciously knock you off your bike.