Duke Undergrad's Thesis on Her Sexual Exploits

Really now, a detailed +40 page thesis with a rating analysis?

I'm sure her parents are so proud of her!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/07/karen-owen-duke-sex-rati_n_754186.html

And yes, 2xIDB

 

I think she puts out.

 

Wow...kids these days...

 

This'll be on Tosh.0 by next week.

 

How unoriginal. They had a character on the movie Mallrats doing that years ago.

 

Riiiiiight. Duke must have lowered their requirements for someone that stupid to graduate.

 

I bet enrollment goes up...

 

That kid is back on the escalator again!

 

:up: and it will be even funnier then. tosh is hilarious.

 

What gets posted on the interwebs, stays on the interwebs.

 

I was hoping she was the blond one. She's the average looking chick on the left, I probably wouldn't talk to her even if 1/2 in the bag.

 

Dude the blonde is hideous. The other may be average but that beats Collagen Monster every time.

 

Don't forget.....i AM from NJ

 

She'll have a job teaching phys ed to 10 year old boys by next week.

 

<Van Halen Hot for Teacher playing in the background>

 

If I knew this shit went on in college I might have went that route out of high school instead of joining the service.

For those that was to peruse the thesis.

 

Dear Mom and Dad,

Thanks again for paying my way through Duke. I’ve managed to get the 2.1 GPA you were hoping for. I’ve had some really great offers so far, but none as good as Bang Bus. Although, the Dean at Face Down Ass Up University has offered me a full graduate degree scholarship.

Don’t forget, I’ll be bringing my new boyfriend home for dinner this weekend. You remember Tucker Max, don’t you?

 

Damn. Link blocked at work.

 

I <3 whores! It's the brunette's thesis.

 

I'm sure it contains some entertaining analysis