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Your July 1 predictions - for Posterity :D

Discussion in 'General' started by motion, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    In every 12 month period:

    • 650,000 children will be killed via abortion
    • Over 10,000 people will be killed by a drunk driver
    • About 800,000 people will die of cardiovascular-related issues

    ALL 1,460,000 will die EVERY YEAR, without a $20-25 TRILLION hit to the economy, and (so far) 6.5 MILLION people losing their jobs.

    Keep your day job, roughneck.
     
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  2. And?

    Did anyone mention any of that other shit?
    Did I ask for a comparison with Covid and all that other shit?
    Have you even followed that other thread? That shits been beaten to damn death.

    If someone cuts your hand off, would you be completely fine with it because you read that somebody else got their whole arm cut off?
     
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  3. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    I see yet another shit show thread has been born on the Beeb.
     
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  4. galloway840

    galloway840 Well-Known Member

    Now that's a nice looking river! What state?
     
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  5. SirCrashAlot

    SirCrashAlot Well-Known Member

    It's called the Oconaluftee in Cherokee, NC. I was the only one fishing in the whole town.
     
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  6. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    Those are fetuses, FYI :p
     
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  7. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Shutup
     
  8. galloway840

    galloway840 Well-Known Member

    I know the general area. We've spent many moons in Hendersonville and surrounding environs. Beautiful country.
     
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  9. zamboiv

    zamboiv Well-Known Member

    I think he was saying .3% on the US population.
     
  10. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    The "Official" number right now is 368,000. Bet that ass there's well over a million actual in the US right now. Hell, probably has been for a while, we'll never know without testing.

    Jeezus... seems like we keep bashing at the discolored ground where there used to be a dead horse.

    :dead:
     
  11. This time of everything being shut down, cancelled, etc will give people a lot of time to reflect. That time of self-awareness will result in several Press Conferences held...……..



    - Brett Favre will come out of retirement for the 167th time.

    - LeBron will publicly admit that he isn't, and will never be as good as Jordan.

    - Larry Bird will announce that he is white.

    ...steeltoe will do the same.

    - Tiger Woods will walk on stage, grab the mic, and say "You know what, fuck all you motherfuckers. If you were rich, famous, and had the opportunities...you dudes would all do the same shit".

    ...the camera will flash to Trump where he says "he's right you know"

    ...then Bill Clinton pops up and says "agreed".
     
  12. Hence my "confirmed". :moon:
     
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  13. cav115

    cav115 Well-Known Member

  14. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    July 1, during the daily press conference, the beerSARS task force will announce that more widespread testing will be available ""starting possibly as soon as late next week"".

    Seems like they've been saying that for a couple of months now.
     
  15. lizard84

    lizard84 My “fuck it” list is lengthy

    It may be a “Year One “ scenario (the book, not the movie) from an economic standpoint.
     
  16. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Cost for each live 'saved' by destroying the economy will be ~$10,000,000, about a million times more than most of those saved are worth....

    Cost = Trillions in economic damage divided by lives 'saved'
     
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  17. TXFZ1

    TXFZ1 Well-Known Member

    UK bought some 3.5m antibody test kits from China that don't work. Spain, UK, and Poland were also screwed on the virus testing.
     
  18. sdg

    sdg *


    But, but, but, all lives are important.





    *just in case you didn't get the sarcasm, the above is a sarcastic comment.
     
  19. ScottyRock155

    ScottyRock155 A T-Rex going RAWR!

    If everybody is saying the mortality rate is unknown because we don't know the number of infected, what number are you using to calculate lives saved?
     
  20. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    The one that their favorite internet news provider shells out on any given day.
     

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