Woman vs. Man: another difference

How to Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your
womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair
once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your
hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger
nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave
armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel
the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly
physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your
nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at
how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing
privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to
notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole
time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open,
wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around
waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make
the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something so very wrong with you.

 

I'm going to print that one for the wife

 

My mom actually fwd that to me.....Makes me wonder just what my wife has been telling her!!

 

or what your dad does on the way to and from the shower!

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Now that's comedy

 

Who has the Welcome to Last Week thingie?? Darrin???

 

WOW! Now there is one that never gets old! I'll be sure to research next time I have a worthless post to make sure I don't clutter the BBS with dribble. Sorry for posting.

 

i loved it man

 

I'm laughing...quietly...in my cube...

 

That one definitely never gets old.

Now...is it so wrong that I do a little of both? I won't tell what parts of which sides.

 

Oh, and Jerry...very funny avatar.

 

Do tell..........pretty please

 

You don't read very well, do you? I said I would NOT tell.

 

All women have their price......he he

 

Not this one.

 

I'll start the bidding at fifty five dollars and a set of race take-offs.

 

Okay everyone........who thinks she farts and laughs?

 

I can get take-offs from my husband, thank you very much.

 

You're saying he doesn't have fifty-five bucks, eh?