Why I love my wife

I went to a doctor's appointment so I shut my phone off and then
I forgot to turn it on afterward. Two hours later my wife tried to call me
and it went right to voicemail so she let me know my phone was off.

She sent me a text saying "Your phone is off!".

 

She's a keeper.

 

Text her back to let her know that your battery is dead and you will be incommunicado for the rest of the day.

 

She is actually very smart and is testing you, in case you lied about the phone being off.

 

My wife and I had a discussion about our sleeping arrangement. She wants to put the bed in front of the window ( I said well that's stupid, what if there's a fire?). Whatever, I let that go and she mentions she can't sleep on her right side, meaning she has to turn towards me to sleep on her left side and I make way too much noise apparently. I said, so why are we moving the bed? She say's because I want you on my right side so I can get some sleep! I say, well we can move the bed all over the house, you're still going to be on the same side unless we SWITCH SIDES!! She slowly realizes her error and we have a good laugh about it. She's blonde so she uses that card.

 

She tolerates you, woman deserves a medal.

 

Blondes are good entertainment. I get my daily dose

 

This reminds me. I forgot my cell phone at home one day while leaving to run some local errands around town. My first thought was what do I do if something happens or I need to call someone, or..............etc. It was weird. What the heck did we do when we didn’t have them. How did we survive. But then after the first ten minutes or so I survived. LOL.

 

Did Chromedome jack Cliff’s beeb account?

 

Yellow pages, phone booth and a map.
I miss the good ol' days.

 

Never a dull moment.

 

We were used to not having all this “help” at all times. We didnt know what we didn’t know. Simple.

 

I've left my phone at home before and went to work. When I got home there was a text from my wife telling me I forgot my phone at home.... Her defense was that she meant to facebook messenger me (which she also did) and texted instead. She uses the 2 interchangeably, and it's not uncommon to have a conversation going between both text and messenger until I snap and stop responding lol. It's annoying.,

 

Pick one your highness, and stick to it!

 

Two blondes exit the woods on opposites sides of a river. One yells across "How do I get to the other side?" The second responds "You're on the other side."

 

Yeah, go into just about any business today and ask if you can use their phone. The look you will get. LOL.

 

When people do that to me, I respond to their FB messages via text until they quit.

 

"Norm!"