This should be a classic thread. So, to start it off: For Hula-girl and his Honder? All the money in your change purse and in your Strawberry Shortcake talking piggy bank.
I can always count on you for the straight scoop! Are you ever going to show up to any of the Nationals? If so I'll buy you a beer...just not any of that Yuengling crap!
I'm getting married that weekend. Sam knew that was the Summit national and planned it that way. She's mean.
Congratulations! I just got engaged myself...I'm ass deep in wedding planning hell! At least you're about to be paroled!