Who would you be gay for?

Dammit. Race season is happening and still this useless crap is posted. Buncha sandy vagina'd mofos in here.





But if you get a blowjob from a smokin hot babe and later find out it was a tranny but you feel no regret is that gay? Hypothetically.

 

Hypothetically of course.

 

Damn. Forgot about that. So...no. I don't think. I can't remember. ANYWAY...let's look at this for a moment. Cortez is...


Young
Hip
Trendy
Handsome (I'm saying that in a non gay way)
He likes bike racing
He can cook
He's a go getter. Definitely moving up in the world
He can get wimmin if necessary
He works in auto body repair so if I were to need my race bike or car fixed after a crash I'd have a go-to guy
Good sense of humor
Wears lipstick well. I'm not a fan of pink though. I'm more of a fan of 'Ho' red.

So, if I were to ever switch teams I'd go with Cortez. NTTAWWT

 

It depends. Were your eyes closed the second time?

 

Paging Brandon... Brandon Cretu to the courtesy phone please...

 

I'm sure it doesn't apply here, but, someone once told me following a trip to Macau, and the once-traditional trip to Thailand afterwards, what happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.

 

Dude....not cool






...that was only one time.

 

So... is it true they are better at it ? You know, with them owning similar tools and shit.

 

Ask anyone who went to the Thailand WSBK round

 

Is that your out for huge news?

 

Well, duh.

 

Not even close.



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Now you're talkin'!

 

In my mind, I just knocked over them glasses behind her with, well, something.

Holy canola oil Batman, that woman is fine. I'm going to get the ol lady to check this one out. Even she'll approve I'm sure.

 

Sorry Cortez you're out. Red headed chick is in. lol.

 

what inch length are you from elbow to shoulder?

 

makes me think of..."one night in bangkok"

gotta be careful of who's slidin up next to you.....

 

The only reason i read the responses to this thread was to see YOUR response! :up:

 

Not sure, why?

 

Oh....... Just...

 

I don't know if this will help but, I'm a 40L or 42R in suit/jacket size if that helps.