What will break at Bruno?

A Horny Mini hulk Dart decides to attend the race, turns green and goes on a roid rage after being shot down by every chick at the local gym. In a whirl wind of Chris mad, Chris smash he locks eyes on Spies' Yamaha during the sighting lap and decides when in rome. . . Chris sodomizes Spies bike. . . Spies doesn't want it back after.

 

That could really happen!

 

My girlfriends sister (both from Prague) are on their way down to Brno today, she sports a #17 for Abraham and an 11 for Spies on her car. The damn radiator hose blew on the highway, go figure but I couldn't help but find the humor.

 

#11 is the new #13

 

No bike. Shipping issue. Spies' team opens the crate from Indy to find Rossi's XR750 in place of the M1.

 

LOL! XR750s are a ton of work but I bet it'd be more reliable than Spies' M1. He should ride it.

 

#1 - I'll admit it - I'm kinda drunk on a Thursday night.
#2 - It's amusing to speculate until it comes true.
#3 - front wheel comes off during a power wheelie coming out of the last corner on the last lap.

 

Brollie pokes him in the eye with umbrella.

 

Copper washer on the oil drain bolt is re-used for the 117th time and doesn't seal at speeds above 65 mph in right-hand corners.

Pops motor on 21st lap. Gets laid by a Russian hottie-pants fine enough to be a Bond Girl.

 

I thought hulk Dart turned purple?

 

Seeerious issues, Dave....

And you two sound like those old men in the Barber shop in coming to America talkin about Joe Lewis and Rocky Marciano...

 

And wears green sweatpants! :up:

 

Here you go, Chris, the The Infraggable Krunk from Dexter's Laboratory.

 

Think it could go 23+laps?

 

Two chicks from Prague? They must be hot. Eastern bloc is where it's at.

 

Did you guys see this? Hope its not a repost.

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Every track needs its own satellite.

 

It looks as if the campgrounds , paddock and infield are empty
in the photo.