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Discussion in 'General' started by Sean Jordan, May 19, 2016.

  1. Sean Jordan

    Sean Jordan Well-Known Member

    What the hell is drilling a hole into the railing of my patio stairs?!?! I noticed the little pile of saw dust and then I heard a grinding/clicking noise and watched more dust fall out of the hole.

    The hole looks like it will comfortable accommodate my pinky. How do I kill it - shoot some raid up in there?

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  2. SamG

    SamG yellow plate for life!!

    Carpenter bees. Those fuckers have turned my deck and porch timbers into Swiss cheese.
     
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  3. Britt

    Britt Well-Known Member

    Do you live under a rock??
     
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  4. JeffroJ

    JeffroJ 3 Ninjas and a Mexican

  5. Sean Jordan

    Sean Jordan Well-Known Member

    I was back outside and saw a bumblebee make a....beeline for the hole.

    I now know it wasn't a bumblebee!
     
  6. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Stick your finger in there and smush it.
     
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  7. Krypt RR

    Krypt RR Well-Known Member

    Stick your dick in there.
     
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  8. tophyr

    tophyr Grid Filler

    Only took six replies. Not bad.
     
  9. Woofentino Pugr

    Woofentino Pugr Well-Known Member

    Hardware store, buy Sevin dust. Squirt in hole, bye bye bees.
     
  10. ghetto customs

    ghetto customs Who's that Parrish guy?

    Any kind of spray lube or carb cleaner. Dick the hole with the tub and fill the hole up! WD40 or a cheap lube seems to work better as the oil soaks into the wood and stays to repel them.

    Also invest in a killing object for the bees. Just hang out and wait for them. The knocking noise is funny when you hit em. Mine weapon of choice is a square plastic lid to the kitty litter.
     
  11. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Electronic flyswatter.
     
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  12. SamG

    SamG yellow plate for life!!

    Badminton racquets are fun. I smoked 43 the other day in a couple hours. My wife's grandpa made us a couple traps that work well too.
     
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  13. TakeItApart

    TakeItApart Oops!

    Have you ever noticed that if you take one out that's hovering near the hole, shortly after that, another one will fill in and do the same thing?
     
  14. SamG

    SamG yellow plate for life!!

    Yeah, and if you miss, they come at you like they're gonna chew your face off. Always reload right away if you miss, cuz they're coming right back at you and you'll get a better swing. lol
     
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  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    It's just some jackass with a 5/8" drill
     
  16. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Eventually you just accept these home destroyers show up yearly for some hole drilling. All the above suggestions,and comments are great,but these little bastards don't have the internet,or give 2 shits that you as a homeowner have never heard of them. Get rid of your wood,or do battle,either way the carpenter bees wont notice..
     
  17. Chris

    Chris Keepin' it old school

    Combine your love of firearms and hatred of bugs with this wonderful gadget: http://bugasalt.com/
     
  18. j.baxter

    j.baxter Active Member

  19. Mechdziner714

    Mechdziner714 More Gas Less Brakes

    BONGO BAT, makes you fell like Hank Aaron, and the sound is killer
     
  20. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    Only one way to know it is dead for sure:
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