What did I do wrong?!

Discussion in 'General' started by David-imoddavid, Dec 27, 2017.

  1. David-imoddavid

    David-imoddavid Well-Known Member

    My wife asked for a dishwasher to match our other kitchen appliances (which are white) for Christmas. I bought her a nice white dress and now she won't even speak to me. What did I do wrong!?
    badmoon692008, 5axis, ajcjr and 5 others like this.
  2. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  3. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Lol. Dead man walking.
    Rico888 likes this.
  4. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Should have had a hot college age woman modeling the dress for her.
    badmoon692008 likes this.
  5. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    And video-ed it.
  6. The fact you didn’t tape it is what you did wrong. Damn episode of mad men right there.
  7. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Buy her a new vacuum cleaner to make up for it.
    5axis likes this.
  8. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Nothing....that's why she's mad. :D
    Robin172 likes this.
  9. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    A white dress? Was there another woman in it?
  10. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Maybe she's upset because she can't legitimately wear white?
    With women, who the hell knows what they're on about now?
  11. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    That’s racist.
    Steeltoe likes this.
  12. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    "A dishwasher for Christmas? You got it honey!"

  13. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    She doesn't look like the dishwashing type.
  14. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Looks like the type that breaks down once a month for a week or so and is very expensive to maintain.
    But would make a great short term rental when necessary.
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  15. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    I fixed it. Still looks maintenance heavy.
  16. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    That's a throwback if I ever seen one. That goes along with integra girl/boy.
  17. David-imoddavid

    David-imoddavid Well-Known Member

    Now that's funny!
  18. Rico888

    Rico888 Well-Known Member

    :crackup:Oh yeah!!!
  19. lee955i

    lee955i The Traveling Gnome

    Oh, FFS... Have you tried the "Honey, of course i'll get you a dishwasher in the after Xmas sales, but I wanted this present to be personal" bullshit gambit? Oh, by the way, you're now also on the hook for a dishwasher...:D
  20. CB186

    CB186 go f@ck yourself

    Not a god damn thing!

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