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Wanking Got Skunked

Discussion in 'General' started by jrsamples, Mar 4, 2021.

  1. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    What am I going to do about this?!!! Monger says to never pay extortionists. Does anyone even know how to pay a bitcoin?

    email from: [email protected]

    • U are not like the guy who cannot look for a lover for yourself.
      It's ur hobby to masturbation or the problem lies in you?
      I do not blame individuals with similar passion, who I am to judge you.
      Let's get to the point.
      Your jerking off was recorded with the help of your camera, and now I do have awesome dirty laundry in relation to u.
      Through my prog I have accessed to your social networking websites and have saved all contacts from your electronic mail.
      Beware of dubious sites unless u want to infect ur device with a hostile program.
      I provide you with 2 choices to solve the issue.
      U make payment to me for me keeping quiet and for the activity I carried out.
      19fXFHuhB4zkPzeRydJXxXbaGu2a44w4Vs Bit coin, 1449 $.
      Although this job is not a very good one in the world, but as long as there're individuals similar to u, I will always have a job.
      Otherlike, I will post the video where you wanking on the web and distribute it among your loved ones.
      It's ur choice if u want to save ur public image in the eyes of ur closest people or humiliate yourself.
      I give u 48 h to send my compensation as soon as u open this message, I will see when you read it thru remote connection.
      If u neglect me, within ninety six h I am gonna keep the pledge and send your shocking video to ur relatives.
      Do not try to text me and beg me, this electronic-mail is hacked and soon the access to it will be denied.

     
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  2. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Meh everyone knows anyway.
     
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  3. A. Barrister

    A. Barrister Well-Known Member

    Hell, you may find some prospects after it goes public...:Putter:
     
  4. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Everybody have fun tonight,
    Everybody wank skunk tonight.
     
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  5. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    I got one of those too.

    When they post it, I'll just start an Only Fans page. :beer:
     
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  6. Kelbor

    Kelbor Well-Known Member

    Ha! I got one of those too but it was more "Shame" based. Like it was sent from a conservative christian extremist. They said once in a while was OK but not as often as I do it. HAHAH!

    Then I started thinking about it. IF for some strange reason it was true and someone actually did tap your phone/computer camera and recorded a, um, session, all they are going to see is your 'O' face...unless of course you show your dick the video you are watching. I know my camera is pointed to my face because I've actually used Facetime/Video conferenced before in my life. Plus, I'm damn proud of my 'O' face. in fact, Id post it right here if I didn't think Id be getting a vacation for posting a video in the wrong thread.
     
  7. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    Ain't no camera big enough to see the whole thing, much less identifying marks.
     
  8. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    My reply to Carol:



    Dearest Carol,


    Greetings!


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    Great honor it is that you can be assumed associated in good standing at WeeWankerAmerica. Please not delay for your safety in submissions of your tittie pictures affirmative.
     
  9. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck


    :bow:
     
  10. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    My man, you just won today’s internet
     
  11. RichB

    RichB Well-Known Member

    That's good.
     
  12. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    Well done. I got a similar email that said "We recorded your screen and you have very unusual taste in pornography."

    Evidently not everybody jerks it to grainy videos of somebody warming up an NSR500...
     
  13. ton

    ton Arf!

    i'm impressed with your fluency in spammer gibberish.
     
  14. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    that' a hillbilly normal what rattlin round in my head.

    the deliverance banjo boy, that's my uncle.
     
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