Vanilla Ice

Ok, I'll be the one to ask.... Are you single?

 

I am, but I'm not looking for a relationship. Friends are nice though.

 

Hey my bike has them. One has a 10mm bolt in it though.

 

Slow down there missy, who said I'm looking for anything more than friends??

 

Scotty is a super guy, Sarah. In fact, I have dated him.

 

Wow! I would say tmi, but what happened if he's so nice?

 

Listen leghumper, you're cramping my style.

 

He realised that I am a pshycopathic internet stalker and dumped me.

 

Awww...well that's nice of you to still call him super!

 

Thuper. The man ith thuper.


So how many warning pm's you get about me so far?

 

None. Should I be expecting some?

 

I'd send you a PM, but after recent BBS events, I'm a little gun shy.

 

I would guess so.

 

I didn't want to bring this out in the open, but WE ARE OVER! Quit stalking me and sending nekkid pics to my email!

 

Can you tell me about the recent events, please?

 

Okay, now you're confusing me. I thought you were the wierd one?! Why is he sending you inappropriate photos?

 

Happy Reading

 

Well, because he loves me.

 

Thanks! Did she PM you like you wanted?

 

Why do I get the feeling she's going to avoid me like the plague?