Torturing my daughter's boyfriend

Both my daughter and my wife were "in on" this last one, but I don't think I could pull off what you are describing here...it could be epic.

They've been dating for over a year now, so sexual activity is a foregone conclusion.

 

If he has any game at all, he'd crash our Father's Day dinner with some kind of comment about becoming a dad soon.:wow:

 

Or he's the other Tim Tebow?!?!?
WTF, isn't possible that neither kid is having relations yet or are ALL teens and young adults fucking these days, except TT?



2 things this thread taught me:
1) Most of you shit talkers with no couthe must be daughter-less.
2) Note to self, never bring up daughter dilemmas up on this forum, JO's are ruthless in here.

 

Lighten up, Francis...

Wanna hear the post I edited? Hey, BigBird! How 'bout you and me get our daughters together and groom them into fine upstanding lesbians! Then we'll never have to worry about every other penis on the planet.

 

funny move

 

My daughter text me when she arrives home from work. I always get up and unlock the door and watch her in. Last night her date was dropping her off. She texted the normal "I'm home". I got up, walked to the door, opened it and flipped on the lights.

They were at the top of the stairs and went for the "hug" and he left.
Last night was the 4 month anniversary, still no good night kiss.

Hey, at least he comes to the door to get her and walks her back to the door.

 

It's all a cover. He's been reading 50 shades of grey and planning his moves soon

 

He can plan all he wants, but no one expects the "Spanish Inquisition"

 

Think about this from the kid's point of view: His girlfriend's dad just gave him a condom to put in his wallet. De facto permission from her dad to tap that.

 

Like I said, she's twenty and can make her own choices, and since they've been dating at least a year, I'm pretty sure that she has already made some of those choices.
That doesn't mean I can't mess with him, though.

 

Would be real funny if he found his way to this forum... He could then think up all kinds of things to do to get back... No where is that popcorn..?

Ron

 

Never mind, that's Monty Python. Still, good on you for comedic timing.

 

maybe give her a key?

 

What were you doing and thinking about as a young adult? Thats your answer

 

And you'll always have a golfing partner

 

Seems too obvious!

 

Good lord... these posts make me so happy I don't have kids.

 

She has one

 

I have both the soft pillows and the comfy chair at the ready.