Top Ten Motorcycle Retard Quotes

Discussion in 'General' started by bitchcakes, Nov 12, 2013.

  1. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Couple years back I stopped to get a coffee with a couple buddies one evening when the cast to Biker Boyz rolled up into the parking lot (didn't realize this was a normal bike night gathering spot). One of the homies comes over to us and ask "so we doin' any racin' tonight?"

    I looked at him and just past him to the rest of his buddies and asked "I dunno, will the race involve any turning?"

    He looked at me perplexed for a 1/2 second, turned and walked away.
     
  2. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    Was it this guy?

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  3. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    In a slightly inebriated state I had an HD rider walk past me, lookin' at my tarted-up Triumph Scrambler. As he passed he told his girlfriend, "If it ain't Harley, it ain't shit!"

    Not quietly enough I muttered, "So if it IS Harley it IS shit?"

    Fortunately he was too drunk to run very far...
     
  4. JJJerry

    JJJerry Well-Known Member

    No, left that at home. Had the 'Flint Kit' on it that night.
     
  5. britx303

    britx303 F*ck Motoamerica.

    hahahaha!! good point,i didnt see that one.good on ya!!!:crackup:
     
  6. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    So... have you? :D
     
  7. sbhockey

    sbhockey Orange shirt #157

    :crackup:
     
  8. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Hell yeah. My brother and I built a super sweet launch ramp out of plywood and empty cases of beer. I told him to go first :D
     
  9. Brian129

    Brian129 Too many projects

    I'm pretty sure you are right, what ever happened to her anyway?
     
  10. sbhockey

    sbhockey Orange shirt #157

    Been asked the same thing. I usually ask if they know where exactly there "American" bike was produced?
     
  11. Team G

    Team G Wake me when its over

    High school gf's dad added after saying exact same thing :"Which one are you?"
    Me: "The one bringing your daughter home. Tomorrow."

    And the skank stunna's ride along.. "If he's gonna die on a bike I'm gonna die with him"
     
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2013
  12. BR549

    BR549 Well-Known Member

    She's around, but I think she's completely out of motorcycles. That's too bad. She was pretty darned fast. She had a sweet disposition, too, and didn't deserve the shit she got during that pissing match on here. Mad Brad.....picking on girls.....on the internet. What a little douche.
     
  13. 3twins

    3twins Well-Known Member

    Them: That's a nice bike, who makes it?

    Me: Aprilia

    Them: Never heard of them. How fast does it go?
     
  14. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    I was working on my vintage 250 Ducati race bike in my driveway one weekend when a contractor who was working on our house turned up.

    "That's a nice little bike, didn't know Harley's made a bike that small."

    (It has a big Ducati sticker on the tank)

    "It's a Ducati"

    "Never heard of them, are they as big as the other Jap makes"?
     
  15. sbhockey

    sbhockey Orange shirt #157

    Can't count how many times I've been asked if my SV is a Buell...
     
  16. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    My eyes are bleeding from looking at his teeth.



    :down:
     
  17. Vstate60

    Vstate60 Jaspon&Armas, PA

    I brought a set of wheels off my 750 (I'm too big to ride a lowly 600) into the local squid shop that's literally a block from my house. The tech is taking race tires off and putting new RACE tires on. The squid that was standing next to his lowered, stretched, fully fag'd out ZX10 says 'yeah I might change brands, these Shinko's cost too much'.
    I said 'I'll sell you this set right here, the middle's hardly been touched, and they're race compounds, definitely will work better than most any street tire'.
    His reply:
     
  18. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    Without warmers he might be right... :p
     
  19. Vstate60

    Vstate60 Jaspon&Armas, PA

    Don't they do burnouts and shit before they leave for the coffee shop, I mean drag race?
     
  20. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Jealousy?:Poke:
     

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