this page makes me not regret dropping my beard.

Waiting for the spring thaw to get 'em over here!
I believe it was a meter-reader error, too many decimal points or some such shit.
^ How bad would THAT job suck?

 

He was an extra in a movie I watched with the wife recently. I was about to say "Hey honey! I follow that guy on Instagram! He's the guy who had two heart attacks after a ton of blow, hookers and Viagra!"

I realized what I was about to say and kept my damn mouth shut!

 

The best part of the Blizerian story is him putting up a ton of money for a part in Lone Survivor and then that part ending up on the cutting room floor.

Sorry to the OP for hijacking your beardman love thread.

 

You're exactly right.

He's just an attention whore. I don't care that he's famous, someone has to be, and I certainly don't want the job.

Here's my problem: I looked him up after a couple of my employees were having a brogasm about how cool he is. The ensuing conversation went something like this:

Me: "This guy's your hero?"
Them: "Yeah! All he does is party and bang hot chicks and shoot big guns and wreck fast cars and shit. "He's fucking awesome!"
Me: So you look up to him instead of, say, Elon Musk or Michael Magaraci?
Them: *deer in headlights*
Me: Neither of those names ring a bell?
Them: whatever, you're such a hater!

 

That was an awesome movie.

 

SEE AMERICAN SNIPER.

Its in my top 5 war movies of all time.

 

+1

Reading about that, and then re-watching and noticing his tiny bit part, made me feel warm and fuzzy inside

 

you would too if all you did was hire hookers all day lol

 

NTTAWT

 

Y'all can say whatever you want.

I'd love to party with that dude in vegas/cabo for a weekend.

 

I'm glad I don't know who the hell you girls are talking about. Blizerious or whatever.

 

since you gots the Instagrams now...it would be in your best interest to follow him and not because of him :wow:

 

:up: :up: :up:

 

Nothing gay about that.

 

It's been a minute but eventually things start to actually catch up with you.

Everyone kind of knew it, but now he's been exposed as being a full on LARP'er. Apparently his money embezzling father who went to prison is the one who really runs his company (Ignite) and Dan's been spending the last couple years blowing millions of the company's/investor's $'s on his imaginary lifestyle. Women are all bought and paid models, houses/cars/boat/etc all rented, all he does playing poker is lose money.

https://usaherald.com/convicted-fel...nning-ignite-international-behind-the-scenes/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrisroberts/2020/07/09/dan-bilzerian-is-a-renter/#53890acb7df5

There's speculation of possible imprisonment.

 

Well, I hope the inmate that bangs him and makes him his bitch will share that on Instagram. Karma.

 

Give new and improved pilosity Max Biaggi a try

 

I think you need the adjective term, pilose, but I have always gone with hirsute.
Max looks good. Punchable, but good.

 

Who would have thought

and kudos to @SPL170db for the thread hygiene