suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

Discussion in 'General' started by tophyr, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    So how'd this turn out ?

    If he doesn't reply I guess we know the answer.
  2. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    How much Drano can a snake drink? I'd start with 3 bottles and go from there.
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  3. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Muriatic acid and buy a new crapper.
  4. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Sorry to hear about your house fire.
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  5. britx303

    britx303 F*ck Motoamerica.

    Wow……..shitty situation……bah dum bum bum:D
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  6. peakpowersports

    peakpowersports Well-Known Member

    First of all, clean your toilets more frequently... you're better than that.

    Second of all, I've got nothing. I'd probably pour some bleach in there and hope it would but him and get him to exit the toilet.
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  7. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Nuke that sucker!
  8. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    The snake is my second worry.
    My first , there seems to be a lack of the following:
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  9. jfcasley

    jfcasley Well-Known Member

    rat snake, common in Texas
  10. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    My toilet had a dragon in it this morning. A giant fudge dragon!!
  11. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Obviously you have to fight a snake with another snake.
  12. dave3593

    dave3593 What I know about opera I learned from Bugs Bunny

    Maybe it already drowned. Take a barbeque skewer, stick it and pull it out.
  13. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Sorry to hear you have to move so soon after getting there.
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  14. Mechdziner714

    Mechdziner714 More Gas Less Brakes

    Its just a rat snake, great climbers. Im guessing it was on your roof and found an open vent, decided to get out of the ridiculous heat and climbed in. You can grab it, it cant hurt you. It may be angry and try to bite but the bite is like rubbing some angry Velcro, way easier than road rash.
  15. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    I stopped reading after big ass snake! Nothing else afterwards, mattered.
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  16. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    So what happened? Did @tophyr go belly up?

    GM GIXXER Well-Known Member

    Be a man, reach in and grab it. Put it in your yard so it can eat rodents and shit. Rodents are worse than snakes.
  18. SundaySocial

    SundaySocial Blue and Gold

    And for goodness sake, put some screen on your drain vents.
  19. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    He’s probably out buying another case of shotgun shells, a new toilet, a fridge, hot water heater and a couple buckets of drywall mud to patch all the holes from trying to blast that snake with shotgun.

    I shot the tur-let 7 times but the snake got away! He was fast and shifty!
  20. tophyr

    tophyr D200 Reverse Track Guy

    I closed all the toilets in the house and put cinderblocks on top of each one. I poked him with a barbecue prong (weird coincidence @dave3593 lol) and he disappeared up the pipe. Haven't seen him since, but I'm on septic, so he's still in there somewhere (and likely just a bit further down the P-trap).

    Next time I see it I'm not gonna be all "eww" softie, I'm just gonna stab the fucker to keep him from disappearing, and then... go from there. Yes, as other ppl have pointed out it's probably harmless and the nice thing to do would be release it outside... but I ain't keen on taking the chance. If I saw a random human squatting underneath my house they'd stand a decent chance of getting stabbed too.

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