southern boys hunting season...

Yup, it's about time to get out your big guns boys.... deer season is coming...
Two hunters are out in the Georgia woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Bubba whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, Bubba
says: "OK, now what?"

 

Old as my Grandma's farts!!!

 

Re: Re: southern boys hunting season...

And still just as funny

 

Atleast we know how to hunt

We southern boys, at least now how to use a rifle and/or bow -- verses you northern boys who prefer to use you $25k vehicles.

 

I guess you could say there's an assload of damage to the Durango.

 

No that would be shitload!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What's that old hunter saying? Happiness is a steaming gut pile.

Well, unless it's in the front seat of your Durango.

 

did whom ever get to keep it......
sure am hungry

 

i have seen one of those in arkansas too

 

I read the other day the procedure... yes you get to keep it, but in Ohio you have to find a game warden & a bunch of other crap... why not just throw it in the back seat, hang it in a tree and gut it... in the yard of someone you don't like... THEN call the game warden

 

We get that a lot on I-4 here between Orlando and Daytona....
Also a bunch on I-95 also.
Food for thought?