Soo...Whatcha drinkin'?

Rum & Coke for me tonight...

 

Sangria

 

You're no Lever.

 

Lever is no Lever,he's Ellie Mae

 

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

 

I like mine better than Lever's.

 

you pricks think your too good to hang out next door?

 

LOL CB!!!

 

No shit, how is the other one going to hit 20 pages if you guys make new threads.

 

i guess thats a yes, huh?
oh, well, i can hang out with you pricks here, and berate BJ over on the other thread too. not like i have anywhere to go.

 

Nothing but Guiness and VO presses.

 

so what is a press?

 

Well now that I am out of beer and...it is my birthday I am now drinking vodka and cranberry juice.

 

Soda water and or seven up. Try one. Taste like water. Then after like 10 or so. WOW. Official drink of NESBA MW.

 

Just a thought, anyone ride Datoner yet? I want to knowwhat to expect when i ride it. I'm a bit nervous.

 

Happy anotherdayclosertodeath DaY.

Bay breeze rocks. Put a slpash of OJ in it.

 

nope, never been there, and likely never will, seeing as how this is my last year(for now) it's fast, thats about all i know about it.

 

Happy MyDadShouldHaveShotItInTheSheets Day.

 

You're an asshole!!!

 

thank you, i'll be here all week. try the veal ladies and gentleman.