So sorry Florida...

When is this shit going to end. "Nicole" has her eye on the Bahamas and east Florida.
After all the crap you've had to endure with Ian, I at least hope it doesn't get too retarded.

Hang tough guys...it's what we do every year down here.

 

If you want it to end you have to pack up and move. Then you just have to deal with some other destructive weather phenomenon or worse.

 

Guess I should have said "when will it end this season for So. Fl."

 

That fucker is aimed dead nuts at Me.

 

I thought this was going to be about American crocodiles. I just read that there are not only alligators in the americas but mother trucking crocodiles! Mix in the freakin’ boas and big ass snakes in the Everglades. What next, those Komodo dragon things going to retire to the F L?

Miracle there’s any meth heads left in Florida’cause meth heads are the natural pray of big assed lizards and snakes!

 

Look on the bright side: probably will not damage your Jaguar.

 

The meth crocs are way more aggressive than the meth gators...

 

Yeah man, was reading the meth alligators are f@ckin’ jerks but the meth croc are f@ckin jerks with ‘roid rage, wear Monster hats and wear UFC T-shirts, who drive giant pickups and you wouldn’t let merge.

 

I'll take the hurricanes, pythons, crocodiles, alligators, and in general weird fucked up people over miserable winter weather. Only good thing about snow is snowboarding/ skiing which is a small percentage of towns in the US. Never understood why people live in places where the weather is shit 8 months of the year

 

There are some of us that think 90+ degrees with 90%+ humidity eight months a year constitutes shit weather

 

Because snow doesn't make my house disappear. Just my driveway...And it's only about 4-5 months.

 

But y'all are wrong.

 

Not all of Florida is that shitty, it's only everything north of Key Largo.

 

But it does make your cars disappear at an accelerated rate.

 

I've lived in MI my entire god damn life and I don't understand either. From November until mid May I am in the worst possible mood when I have to go outside. I have a decent system now though.. During those months I just work 10-12 hours a day 6-7 days a week. I soak up all the on-call or on-site weekends that my team mates need off to go hunting or vacation with family or whatever...

In return I didn't work a single 5 day week this summer, raced all over the mid-west, spent 10 days in Italy, and randomly rented a mansion on Lake MI for a week. Oh, and my team mates give me a metric fuck ton of venison. (which I love, but my hatred for the cold and sitting still renders me unable to hunt)

Its almost OK at this point. lol

 

Yeah, that's true. I will concede that point. Still better than meth gators though.

 

So you'd rather deal with several things that can kill you vs. a little cold.

 

Yeah, but with global Al goring it’s only a matter of time before the alligators, crocodiles, big ass snakes and meth heads get sucked up into the hurricanes and we have methheadnatos.

not only does the hurricane f@ck up your house but the meth head steals the radio out of your car and the big ass snakes eats grandma, all at once.

 

Are you ignoring bears, wolves, wolverines and Chicago residents?