Should I charge this woman rent or move house?

Met this woman 15 or so years ago and not seen her since then...until last Sunday. She's my best mates cousin, 34 years old & hott.
Went for sushi & drinks with her aunt & cousin, did the business and she sends this email the next day

Good afternoon dear CJ,

Thank you for taking me on a lovely date. It was way too short, but
from what I remember, you left me wanting more of you. You better
prepare yourself son, I am packing my bags to move in. Make some
closet space please.. don't fret, I don't have any furniture.. only a
harp and a few drums.

I am staying here until Friday. Fortunately I work for me self and
have a gracious schedule. _________will be out Thursday evening if you
want to come over and let me pleasure you...or I can come to your
place.. you can come over tonight for dinner if you want..tomorrow
night I'm massaging _______. Don't worry I am not seeing my ex. Onto
better things.

I am into fertility awareness so we need to be careful (use condoms or
pull out) the week before I ovulate. We are safe until Friday..then 10
days later it is safe..I have my menses during the dark moon..this
might be more info than you want to know, but I cannot use birth
control pills because of a seizure disorder. I have no contagious
diseases and pray you are the same. I am a one man woman.

It is quite lovely being here. The weather is warm and the palm trees
brighten my day. It brings back fond memories.
I am thinking about getting my sea legs on again. I will even lay off
cannabis so I can pass the pee tests.... maybe someday we sail around
Thailand.

You know I also was without phone for sometime. I completely get you.
I connect with you in my heart.
I am coming with you to Eire in August. You tell me the dates dear.

xoxo, __________


Iron Maidens, Run To The Hills is playin in the background

 

RUN

 

Editing my name out incase she google finds this

 

Holey fuck! Run fast!

 

Or even Faster, if you can...:wow:

 

Any pictures?

 

I'm sure theres some on facebook but I haven't accepted her friend (marriage) request

 

Your best mate has a great sense of humor..

 

What you got there is a stalker............you better have used a condom because she's already prego.

 

Where's the punchline here?

 

Okay....You met her.
Do you think she has a confident, outgoing sense of humor?
(During your date, did you talk/laugh about needy, clingy exes?)
I mean, is she seriously joking?!?!

If she is in fact serious & wants to go forward with the move in plan......Engage & redirect pronto! Nip this in the bud & shut it down.

 

So she's into fertility shit, but doesn't want to get knocked up.

 

Run away

Fast

Don't stick your dick in crazy

 

Too late, but good advice for next time.

 

^This.

 

Make sure she really wrote it, and not your buddy before you dump that hot little snatch.

If she wrote it, don't even run, get on your bike, dump the clutch and wheelie out of there as fast as possible.

 

There was definitely no invitiation to move in or accompany me to Ireland in August. There was no pre-determined "date" it was a 4 top with her aunt & my buddy.
She'd mentioned she may have to see her ex "I think he just wants to have sex, but that ain't happening"
I like crazy just not this crazy.

 

Hot = crazy.

And evidently she must be smoking hot. Cause wow, she's effing whacked.

 

Call her up and ask her about this email.
Be direct if she says she did.

Oh, and if she did, GTFO !!