School me selling wedding band

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave Wolfe, Oct 30, 2021.

  1. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    Fuck im starting to sound like metalhead on crack
  2. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    OH, so you need money for crack? $20.
  3. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    Fuck fuck fuck now i cant stop thinking about how metalhead would be on crack
  4. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I know, which you won't get shit for a guys used wedding band I didn't get shit for a princess cut diamond in a platinum ring
  5. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

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  6. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    That's becasue diamonds are only rare and exspensive when being sold to you. When you try to sell them they are just clear rocks and worthless. The diamond marketing machine is strong.
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  7. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Keep it on your keychain as a reminder not to do stupid shit....
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  8. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    The end.:flag:
  9. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    I remember one time being at a house party, and one of our recently divorced friends was there. She was all drunk and excited, talking about the appraisal of her wedding ring and how much money she was gonna get for it. When we let her know that:

    A) wedding rings are very unique and people don't just come in every day looking for your exact ring at a pawn shop, and
    B) people don't pawn wedding rings when they're happy and things are going great in their lives, these dudes understand this very well, and
    C) she'd probably get 15% of that appraisal

    the look of shock, then disbelief, then horror, then sadness that washed over her was too much for all of us and everyone started laughing. it literally was Ralph Wiggum in real time...


    good luck.
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  10. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    I really just want to ditch the palladium and get some gold or silver. After the zombie apocolypse i just dont see palladium being used to trade for cans of spam and shit
  11. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    And I still have that crackhead metalhead image stuck in my head. He keeps on jumping up and down next to his new truck. Over and over all freaking day. To the macharena song
  12. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    That’s be methed up metalhead.

    Crackhead metalhead would’ve offering to suck your dick for more crack.
  13. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    Dont piss on my metalhead nightmare, dude
  14. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Imagine this: metalhead, all ashy, in a dirty Poison tour T-shirt , filthy acid washed jeans, Avia high tops and sporting a NY Yankees hat with the brim bent up with NOT written in sharpie on the under side of the bill. . . Offering to suck your dick for crack.

    Happy Halloween, wolfeman, bet you see that in your nightmares for weeks! :D
  15. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    I he naked in your dream?
  16. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    So THATS what U dream about, sicko?

  17. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    About like this.

    But paler.

  18. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    That’s Parmesan
  19. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Where has MH been? Facemeta? A new Bbs?
  20. pickled egg

    pickled egg If you don’t hear from me

    Every time I see this thread title I read “school me on selling weed”

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