Random Interesting History articles

I'd say we need to bring that shit back to Main Street.

Plat stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

Rope is a lot cheaper than keeping an edge on a heavy-ass blade.

 

why does it need to be sharp? even if it takes a few drops who cares? and fire is really cheap while we're considering options

 

Global warming, man.

Don’t you care about the planet you live on?

 

Takes too long.

Blade= chop, done.

Maybe chop.........chop, done. On to the next felon.

 

Stretched necks are less of a biohazard than carotid arterial spray…

And if we’re talking deterrence, shouldn’t an extended performance be the more effective than a wham-bam roll-out-the-cranium?

 

Interesting reading for ya...

There's a good deal of controversy regarding just how long a severed head retains consciousness.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9930870/

https://www.cairn-int.info/article-E_RHS_612_0333--the-debate-over-severed-heads.htm

 

I’m not much of a reader.

I think conducting experiments myself would be more enlightening.

How many times can I lop off 14# of ugly fat before I run out of space to store the test subjects?

 

Depends how much you like fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

I’m more inclined to consider sourcing one of these…

 

Came here to say this - some of the stores of heads talking to people, etc., after being severed are pretty nutty.....

 

A friend is a judge who tries capital cases. When asked for his legal and civil opinion on the death penalty. His response was that he found it legal but excessively protracted and a wood chipper wouldn't bother him as a method.

 

Build an oversized "pizza" oven in the back yard.

 

Ummm....too soon???

 

Oh don’t get me started on mentioning wood chippers in court documents. A certain someone I regrettably know gets triggered and cries child abuse…

 

At least you can have some assurance that you won’t be served a Hawaiian pizza…

 

I love me some Pineapple...so you know what...go ahead and throw it on a pizza. Yeah I said it. Pizza with pineapple is amazing....pineapple, onions, bell peppers, bacon or even better teriyaki chicken. Mmmm..mmm. Good.

 

I’d say you’re dead to me, but then I’d have to go rent a wood chipper.

 

That wood chipper would make him into pizza toppings.