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Racism is now fixed. Thanks to Grandmasters.

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by lrrs517, Mar 21, 2019.

  1. lrrs517

    lrrs517 Internet Investigative Officer

  2. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Both of those twats need a punch in the face.
    More insignificant bullshit attention whore virtue signalling....
     
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  3. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    Of course I have no idea what it is like to be black but I cant imagine being treated like a helpless child is all the uplifting.
     
  4. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Well fuck...now I can't even enjoy a good game of chess.
     
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  5. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Sweet, now I can feel way more virtuous and also be a better human being for the simple reason that I drive a black car. I’m so awesome and way better then all those racist who drive white autos those bastards.
     
  6. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Let's play it with white on the left... and queen to whateverthefuck spot she wants to. And pawns can identify as queens if they so choose.


    Jeeezus
     
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  7. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    what if all my chess figures are pink and purple?
     
  8. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Color blindophibic.
     
  9. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    dangit.
     
  10. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    You sure that's a chess set and not an adult toy collection? :D
     
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  11. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    He's particularly fond of the bishop.
     
  12. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Thank God racists still have checkers.
     
  13. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    LOL

    missiles
     
  14. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but now the LWN Olympics are in play. Who goes first, black or red? Now you have to see if it is a conservative black or red player to decide.
     
  15. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Someone needs to put out a rainbow chess set.
     
  16. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

  17. TXFZ1

    TXFZ1 Well-Known Member

    Still a piece of color has to move first, that's racist!
     
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  18. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Pretty much the same as if you are white so long as you are sane. Work hard and love your family, your life will be better. Live below your means and you will prosper beyond your means. Work hard to do well and you hate theifs. You worry for the safety and prosperity of those you love, while at times your best intentions are foiled. Of course all of this assumes you do not fail to work or fix your problems because you feel put upon by others. Yep pretty much the same as all pigmentations.
     
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  19. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Why are there rules on where and how each piece can move? That's wrong, all of them should be able to move about freely where and how they choose.
     
  20. lrrs517

    lrrs517 Internet Investigative Officer

    It seems to me that the term "grandmaster" is racist in itself. And sexist.
     
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