THE invention of the century. How do we make it work? Looking for investors, engineers. I figure we start strong with promotions and t-shirts and figure out how to make it happen at a later date. Red Bull look the fuck out.
I'm in for a half mil investment if you use biodegradable cardboard containers instead of plastic bottles. I saw a dolphin with his head stuck in a bottle one time and it freaked me the eff out.
i would encourage to follow the business opportunities of frozen boiling water. you know, you can always use boiling water. and how convenient would it be to take it with you in a cooler... powdered water - pffft.
No adding liquid allowed. This is a revolutionary product you dummies. I know powdered water is an oxymoron, but I think it really could be possible and could have endless uses. Californians especially might take interest. Possibly would have to light the powder on fire to provide energy that could combine hydrogen in the powder with oxygen already atmospherically present and collect the drops as they form in a container that comes with the powder. Think of some kind of flare in a coffee pot. Or something else... Come on. Some of you fuckers are almost smart.
Riiiiiiight. Like you're allowed to burn anything that isn't Humboldt County kind green in the state of California. Use your head for something more than a counterweight to your ass.
Ok figured it out. A two part powder in separate packets when combined in a glass they react and you get crystal clear H two oh. Now we need Stickers, t shirts, a stock IPO, a convention booth, hot euro-looking girls in unitards, hot air balloon, race team, travis pastrana, the whole fucking deal.
Not unitards, body paint. ...wait, you said Eruo-looking girls. Never mind, cover that hairy shit up.
Hannibal Buress beat you to this joke by a couple of years. His bit on airport security is funnier than most.
