Parachute crash suit

See this yet?

https://www.cycleworld.com/story/motorcycle-news/airbag-parachute-system-under-development/

 

Does it come with yellow smoke flares?

 

That would be cool

 

and it blasts Rock you like a hurricane at 11.

 

A solution looking for a problem only found in Road Runner cartoons and Fast and Furious movies.

 

If it was the road runner instead of a parachute deploying an anvil would deploy.

or a bunch of camping gear.

 

Time to bring back the 500's.

 

parachutes wouldn’t do much good. There’s still Spanish riders still up in orbit who haven’t even started reentry.
Shit, they just bounce calls on Movistar off them instead of satellites to save money.

 

Accidental deployment would be interesting

 

That would look awesome at Starbucks.

 

its not how it works, what is meant to happen is the rubes put up a lot of kickstarter money then the company folds with millions gone on hookers and blow