You'd never be able to open that, with or without a mosque next door. You'll have to come up with something smarter.
BBW samiches? Big Beautiful Woman (code for just shy of morbidly obese, but whatever!) sandwiches? Yeah - I'd think you'd have a problem serving those up, topless or not! OK, I know it was a typo, but couldn't resist. Slightly OT, but only the slightest, a buddy at work mentioned there ought to be a piglet on every domestic flight. Something about not getting the 75 virgins if you die in the presence of a pig. Brilliant!
According to Jason Lewis, who was talking about this extensively today, the death toll at GZ had a Muslim population of about 10%. You call yourself a heathen? You're a rank amateur (emphasis on the rank part). Very odd, I guess every once in a while a dirty pinko socialist from Commufornia can get one right.
Regardless of my religious belief or absence of any, I believe that we should not be intervening or trying to stop the Mosque from being built. Freedom has its challenges and patience is sometime required. At the same time, I can see where this strikes a cord and the Mosque has the potential to be a symbol, a war cry to more than one group, for very different reasons. What I find interesting in discussion when issues like this is when sensitivity applies. I guess it is all in your point of view. In the end, I don't care if there is any hidden agenda. We are still strong and united we must remain faithful to our ideas even if there are few that do not choose to join or cause us headaches. The challenge is not let it erode us.
Israelies will indeed aim for domed structures, not sure if there will be minarets outside or carpets inside though... More the glow-in-the-daytime kind of materiel.
Quick, somebody call Homeland Security. We could just add domes and minarets to all buildings and the bombers wouldn't know which were mosques and which were not.
We actually did this in England during WWII. The U.S. Army had inflatable jeeps and tanks scattered throughout to make the Germans think we had more of a force on the ground, than what we really had. I think it actually worked too.