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Old Joke

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by dtalbott, Jun 18, 2003.

  1. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Hillary Clinton is in a grade school classroom. Looking at the
    pupils, she says, "If any of you have any questions, please ask them."

    Little Billy raises his hand and Hillary nods at him. Billy says,
    "I have two questions. Why did you try to force a socialistic Health
    Care plan on the people and Why are you running for President when
    your
    husband disgraced the office?"

    Hillary looked at Billy and said, "Those are good questions," but
    just then the recess bell rang. Looking at the class, Hillary said,
    "When you come back from recess, I'll answer those questions."

    Everyone files outside and spends 15 minutes for recess and files
    back into the classroom. Standing in front of the class again,
    Hillary
    looks at them and asks, "Does anyone have any questions?"

    Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "I have four questions for
    you. One, Why did you try to force a socialistic Health Care plan on
    the
    people, Two, Why are you running for President when your husband
    disgraced the office, Three, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes
    early, and Four, What happened to Billy?"
     
  2. paperclip

    paperclip D'oh!

    :D That's funny
     
  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Anyone seen or heard from Darrin since he put that joke up? :eek: :D
     
  4. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    I don't hang out over here much anymore. This stuff makes me think too much, and that makes my head hurt.
     
  5. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Good, you're still alive. I thought maybe you went to the same place as little Billy. The hands of Hillary reach far (and her Cankles go farther). :D
     

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