Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Hollow chopsticks...utensils and straw in one! It's the new spork.

 

And you have to have 2 so you double the sales.

 

Just have the toad hop through some Cajun spices before light-off. Blackened Frog Legs...mmmm!

 

You’re a real mother fucker, you know that? Yeah, you already know that.

We should hang out.

 

I say anything can be on the agenda as long as the collateral damage doesn't go to waste.

 

IIRC, paper straws are still available.

 

If you suck they're up to the task. If you chew, pick wisely.

 

Don’t even worry about it. Everyone has straws. It’s not a thing. This is just some bullshit the internet blew way out of proportion. Long Beach on the other hand charges us .10 cents a plastic bag.

 

What? No Red-Man?

 

They’ve been doing it for almost a decade here. I don’t remember it being like that almost anywhere else but I’m not opposed to it. It’s just annoying some days which is probably good so i can try and remember the reusable bags.

Straws though. I haven’t seen the fall out anywhere from that yet.

 

When I was in Maine, I stopped at a convenience store and picked up some road snacks. I paid for everything and then asked the lady for a bag. She told me it would cost 10 cents. I looked at her like she had a third eye growing out of her head. She smiled and said "you must be from out of town". Some state law or something. Never heard of being charged for a bag outside of an Aldi.

 

Damn, never knew he was branded. Does JLo have his butler branded?