A.) End of the world Pyroclastic flow ... B.) some Dude in a Biz Jet rolling coal and leaving awesome Chem Trails in the process.
When I had to go to a class and get a kid to go to the office, they khew I wasn't screwing around when I used their middle name. Most of the time I hade to look it up in the system, before I left my office, but a few I had already memorized. Jade Elizabeth ... was a regular visitor to my office.
Looks like the leading edge of a derecho storm. I recall the one storm in NJ last year that caused a few deaths and destruction on the ground. Obviously looks safe enough to fly ahead of one.