Need advice for a blender

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

 

Wow.. Two pages of babble about choosing the right blender, on a motorcycle road racing site. The obviously correct answer to this and any other related "Honey-Do", is to pick up a bench grinder, and call it a day. She'll think twice about asking next time.
I was asked to go grocery shopping, once.
...ONCE

 

I love to go grocery shopping.

Then I can pick out all the steaks and beer that I like

 

I'm with ya! I enjoy picking out good food to eat throughout the week!


I think some of the people on here need to step out of that "me man, me no cook or clean" caveman mentality.

 

I thought that you said yesterday that you had somewhere else to be today!

 

I did, and I'm done

Had to weed, fertilize, till and plant the garden. Took all morning and into the afternoon, but I'm done. Sore as hell, but done none the less.

 

Having stuff to do around the house doesn't qualify as having somewhere to be.

 

you need to realize my predicament at the time I made that statement

 

Say, since you fellas are feeling helpful and all I had some questions about Water Pik applicators...Oh, I hope this isn't a thread hijack...

 

ya want a Consumer Reports print out?

 

Oh boy...

I suddenly need an adult beverage...