N.Korea's Kim Jong Un has his uncle executed.

AOL News Headline:
"Jang Song Thaek, Kim Jong Un's Ousted Uncle, Reportedly Executed"

Just wondering: won't that make family holiday gatherings a little tense?

 

At this point, probably a few people are going to have to send some stuff back to Amazon.

 

I read the press release and it read like it was written by Pouch. How's they off Uncle Dong? It read like they did it with a sledge hammer.

 

He married into the family. I think this gets a pass.

 

What? Executing politicians for "corruption, womanizing and using drugs". Hmmmmm. Maybe, North Korea is not so unreasonable, after all.

 

Full auto firing squad according to the news. Killing off that gene pool is probably a benefit to mankind though

 

He was married to daddy Kim's sister. No word on whether they killed her or not.

 

That sucks! They were so creative as of late. The execution by mortars was a good one and I guess I hoped they'd try and top that.

Drawn and quartered by snowmobile! Buried up to his neck and run over by a giant lawnmower! Thrown out of a helicopter into the blades of another helicopter below. Shit like that.

 

They do have that "3 generations of punishment" thing going on in North Korea.

 

What was that movie, with Leslie Lielson I think, where he buried people up to their necks in the sand at low tide, and then let mother nature do the rest?

 

One of the uncles aids defected to S Korea about 3 months ago so when I read that it explained why the "Dear Leader" had his uncle removed from power. I had an an idea that the uncle would soon be blamed with some kind of illegal acts but I was kind of surprised that he was snuffed. That little dear leader is one cruel sob.

It amazes me that the little turd doesn't understand how much of a world hero he could be by simply reversing course from the standard North Korean method of governance, releasing all his political prisoners, and turning the country around. The country has some natural resources from what I read so it could be a rather successful country if he would just let it.

 

He would need to purge a lot of the military and government to even think about doing that. You think General Long Duk Dong is going to give up his power and risk his stash of brazilian fart porn and go to eating grass like the masses. No way, he'd kill Un and take power.

Un is only in power because of his military and only as long as they let him.

 

From an AP news wire report

 

Creepshow

 

Dude? DUDE!?!? DUDE!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-fed-his-uncle-to-120-starving-dogs--report-145303810.html

 

I saw that too. Damn.

 

Damn, that's gangsta!

 

I saw that earlier on the NBC site. It seems so wacked I wonder if it's true. If it is he's a sick little fuck.