MotoGP, Sepang Test | Feb 2019

Maybe if Marquez breaks his leg and misses half the series



...not saying that that's what I want to have happen mind you.

 

But not TEN, and never will.

 

Are you Putinizing me?

 

What surgery?

 

Nyet.
You lucky the poison darts are on backorder on Amazon. The USSR (Uccios Serving Sir Rossi) dont take these slights to his highness lightly.

 

Vaginal rejuvenation?

 

You don't know? (S)he has had at least one nose job, cheeks done and Botox in the past. Apparently whatever he had this year caused an infection or some such reaction.

 

I really didn’t know. Lol his inst is mega gay though

 

I swear if Iannone keeps this up he's gonna look like the King of All Cosmos.....

 

I think it was his penis to get a bigger ball

 

The Ducatis were fast but is that due to the long straights and the top speed of the desmos? Dovi appears to still be worried about mid corner turning and mentioned Maverick and Rins pace to be worried about. So was team red being at the top of the time sheets more about their motor on the straights? Was everyone else working on race pace?

 

Iannone has to be aware this is last team before no one will touch him ( in MotoGP) dude needs a father figure in his team to keep him on the right track. Too bad...serious talent being waisted....

 

He would go head to head with Marquez in Moto2, back and forth. He's got it, maybe he just doesn't want it like the others. He just doesn't seem to display the professionalism that other riders exhibit. And now he's on the not the most competitive bike in the paddock Aprilia. What happened to the moto2 Iannone?

 

Maybe Crutchlow can mentor him by bringing him into his corner

 

You mean the one that would win one race and then struggle to get into the points at the next race?

 

WTF Iannone??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

He's way more in to strippers/blow lifestyle than racing. I've heard from folks close to him that he literally parties the entire weekend of a GP. Nice Botox BRO.

From Speedweek.com:
"After pretty weak performances on the first two days of testing in Sepang, Andrea Iannone is now replaced in the Aprilia factory team by test driver Bradley Smith.

After the poor performances of Andrea Iannone on the first two days of testing at the Sepang MotoGP test, Aprilia Racing made a driver change today. Shortly before 10 am, the team of the new Aprilia boss Massimo Rivola decided to treat Iannone for a rest day for today and instead to send the English test driver Bradley Smith (28) on the track, who longingly waited for this opportunity after the previous KTM -Werksfahrer last week from Friday to Sunday had already left a good impression at Shakedown test. Bradley will also run five wildcard races for Aprilia this year, the first on March 10 in Qatar.

Andrea "The Maniac" Iannone had lost a whopping 1.6 seconds on 18th place on Thursday, just as much on Wednesday. He recently underwent a mysterious facial surgery. Officially there is talk of a jaw operation, other sources report that he has tightened his facial features for the second time and removed the wrinkles. Something went wrong, he had caught an infection and had to be treated with antibiotics.

Quite crazy, this version with the somewhat failed plastic surgery is not, because the 29-year-old Iannone was for two years with the Argentine showgirl Belén Rodriguez, who has become popular in Italy as a model and TV presenter. In this scene Botox belongs to the good sound. Meanwhile, the good Belén but has returned to her ex-husband, with whom she has a son together. In January, the enamored Iannone still trumpeted: "I'm crazy about Belén."

Anyway, Iannone in Sepang in the box could hardly be photographed without a helmet at first. His face looks wrinkle-free. The team reported that the Aprilia works driver felt pain when driving as soon as the tight helmet pressed on the strained skin.

"Andrea certainly looks different than in his first GP victory 2016 in Spielberg," said an attentive observer. Even the lips are now much more plump than 2016."

 

That’s a funny german translation as the topic itself.

Iannone is a real BRO

 

Kevin Schwantz figured him out before the rest of us.