Mothers day gifts, better make it a good one

According to this survey, women want to cheat after mothers day more than any time of the year, by a huge margin.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/....html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=more296097

 

Let's see: two burned Bacon Explosions, a plate fulla gluten-free cinnamon raisin french toast, and a rose presented by her daughter upon her waking...I hope she gets one of them psycho women soon.

 

My wife got a new water pump on the car. She loves it. Seriously.

The end.

 

My 83 year old mother just had internet installed at her house and now she says she wants an iPad.

I love my mom.

 

As a single dude with questionable morals, this is awesome news!!!