Most crazy girl you ever dated..

You probably think you're joking. I actually agree. We got back together maybe a month after I broke it off, because she talked me into it (by showing up at my door in a long coat and nothing else). Literally 2 days later, we're just sitting there on the couch, and she goes "you're fucking exasperating to talk to". Bingo, I'm out the door again.

So I rent a room to a buddy, and one day he's out cutting the lawn, because I was laid up in bed with a blown out disc. I couldn't hardly get up to get to the bathroom, let alone walk around. So I get a call on my cell, and it's my buddy asking "are you accepting visitors?", knowing full well I'm not, and especially her. So he tells her no, and I hear her in the background saying "motherfucker, you're not going to hide from me". My buddy says "RUN" (knowing I can't), and she comes storming in the house. Of course when she saw the state I was in, she suddenly calmed down and got all concerned for me. "Why didn't you call me for help?" Uh.....cuz you're crazy? It's been quiet for the past 6 months, so I'm hoping she's moved on.

 

DAMN.....that's some Murdaugh shit right there.

 

Glad I never met this flavor, I’m sure that sweetness would have suckered me in for awhile.

 

Time to boil the rabbit.

 

Keep waiting on Timberlake to show up here…

 

The next mourning after our first night together she opened her pocketbook and arranged some med bottles and when I inquired she replied they were for her bipolar . It didn't work out for us and it was pretty much the opposite of fun .

 

Polar opposite of fun?

 

I'm still not sold that Bi-Polar is a thing. If it is, then it's either way over diagnosed, or all women are Bi-Polar.

 

Probably way over diagnosed. Modern medicine in the US loves to get you on some pills forever. That's where the money is.

 

I had known her in my social circle and I was single at the time and she was in fact stunning . The first couple dates went well but unfortunately while I was at work and she was semi hanging around at the house wound up getting in a driveway brawl with my neighbor and being arrested for disorderly conduct .

 

All women are Bi. Bisexual or Bipolar

 

So she saved you cab fare....

 

Oddly enough I touched base with district attorney and smoothed it out with no harm and no fowl . We went on our ways .

 

Our sheriff here in Whitfield County , the head honcho brought her back to my house to retrieve her car , we passed and it was awkward to say the least.

 

I dated a green-eyed Redhead. /thread.

 

OMG!! Im gonna need a small towel,just thinking about that!! I sho-nuff love me some red heads,as I
think I've mentioned a few hundred times here! God they are sexy,fun,stabby,great in the sac,stabby,
run over you with their car,stabby,loving,stabby..But when they aren't trying to kill you they are awesome!!.
I had one destroy a Ford taurus, after she decided to chase me on my motorcycle.I went back to check on her,
and some dude was like"Hey man,I saw the whole thing! I think she was trying to run over you?!"

No shit sherlok!! I gathered as much!!

 

there should be an entire sub section on the crazy gingers… nature warns us but do we listen the first time…. Noooooo

 

So how many of you were brave enough to marry one ?

 

I married the one that tried to run over me...So um..yea