Monumental day for iPhone

I just noticed something monumental.





My phone has ALWAYS suggested “ducking”. No telling how many times I have said some shit like “That ducking guy…”.

I just accidentally typed “ducking” and the right word finally showed up in the suggestions.

Even when I intentionally typed “ducking”, when I hit the space bar, it auto-corrected it to “fucking”.

Edit: it’s an older model (13) and that’s the first time it’s done it. So apparently it took my phone over a year to learn what I really want to say.

 

Apple realized there’s a First Amendment I guess.

 

Wait.

You're an Apple fanboi?

Fuck Apple.

 

I wouldn’t say “fanboi”, but yeah my phone is Apple.

I had Android but the company gave me an iPhone for my work phone. It got aggravating going back and forth because of shit working differently, so I swapped my personal phone.

 

whatever, fanboi

 

Duck Apple!!

 

On you phone search “text replacement”, next time it won’t take a year.

 

People with apple phones, pee sitting down

 

Can confirm. I've been drinking quite a bit, and took my iphone to sit down and pee so I could browse the beeb

 

Those suggestions

 

Peeing sitting down while unbalanced is much better than peeing all over and having to explain it to the wife and kids in the morning.

 

I’ll see your sitting down and raise you shooting the bidet stream up my ass while peeing

 

Well, bust on them all you want, but from an overall security perspective, I'll take the iPhone/Apple ecosystem all day.

 

Pass.

 

agh doesn't work on mine Boo
Fake news

 

I watch over about 40 MWD jobs with a shit ton of trainees…I get asked a lot of stupid questions.

 

Try it this way. Apparently mine already adapted to fuck, this eliminated ducking for me. Just be careful if you ever have important conversations about ducks

 

So Apple finally stole this antiquated tech from from someone else? Yay! Welcome to 10 years ago.

 

Oh man, are we gonna rehash the whole Macintosh GUI stolen from XEROX?