Medical advice inside...

Just get a few silver nitrate sticks. Rub the bugger raw to get it juicy and then rub it with the stick.

Then run around screaming in pain for a day to two!

 

I was waiting for that!
And maybe when he wakes up in a tub with one kidney they'll have lanced this thing for him?

 

had one removed from my penis when I was 15 or 16. Scared to go to my family doctor. More scared not to.

 

The cauliflower thing! Silver Nitrate requires moisture to activate. And once it activates it burns like a mofo. Caustic solution to chemically cauterize.

 

is that really a solution to the OP's issue? or is that just to make him have a bunch of pain for the rest of the beeb to enjoy and then still need a fix.

 

Go see a dermatologist. Don't even screw around with weird stuff happening around your junk.

Or a botanist.

 

I think it would be more appropriate for him to see a Urologist. And I can't believe no one has asked for pics yet.

 

nobody wants to see pics of that.

go see a butcherologist.

 

I can't believe anyone did ask for pics.

 

It may work....

I had an ingrown toenail cauterized with SN. Worst pain I can remember. The burning didn't stop for 12 hours.

 

No. SHIT.

I'll add:

 

Put your junk on the internet. People would pay good money to see a cauliflowered pee pee. Might as well make some money to pay to have it lanced. Good luck.

 

Might just be a clogged pore that's filling up, kind of like a giant pimple.

Go see a doc.