Lungs filled with fiberglass

I recently worked with some equipment that turned out to have been stored in a room filled with blown-in fiberglass insulation. Now I have a chronic cough, and I'm covered in itchy spots.

Am I going to die? If so, who wants to inherit all of the stuff my wife doesn't want to keep?

 

Yeap, you are gonna die.

 

I read the title and thought it was a metalhead thread.

But even if I had read the first post still without knowing who the author was, I would have ruled out metalhead on account of the author's ability to tell his story in two lines.

 

Coming to the BeeB for medical advice may be a side effect of fiberglass inhalation.

That said, respectfully, I call dibs on any watches.

 

You will start peeing fiber optics soon.

 

Horrible shit isn't it?

 

Where's the horse pistol?...........Let's get this done.

 

It sure is. Sadly, I have no one to blame but...you guys, because according to my wife, everything that goes wrong in my life is the fault of the WERA BBS.

 

Is your ol lady hot? I got dibs.

Oh and, get better.

 

The thought of that hurts.

 

Dammit! I was gonna ask 25 minutes ago but thought maybe it was too early. I hope she's ugly now.

 

Anybody claimed your sound system yet?

 

The end.

 

If you're scared of dying, I wouldn't answer the door anytime soon.

 

6 feet tall German import. Former tennis champion. Like all Germans, she has no patience or sympathy for the weak or injured.

It's a peculiarity of the German language that most words and phrases that refer to the suffering of others are best pronounced when smiling

Thanks. I hope that happens before I cough out my lungs

 

My plan is to stack all my AV gear in the driveway, lay on top of it, and have a funeral pyre. Mad Brad will finally get his wish that I will DIAF!

 

That's some funny shit Russ.

 

Try working in asbestos clouds before the shit was marked as bad.

I'm doomed.

-jim

 

At least your lungs will still be supersport legal. If you'd been working with carbon or kevlar fibers I think you'd be penalized for having superbike lungs.

 

You need to go visit the joke thread.