Looking the Ban Hammer in the eye...

I always get a kick out of responses to threads that end up getting people banned from the beeb - Stumbled upon this response to a warning on PNW Riders. Wonder if he got a vacation after that? Hahahahah......

Originally Posted by mjn

If you cannot say what you want to say without using a racial slur, you will get the shoe.

This is your last chance.

Understand?


Seriously dude? I haven't posted in a couple hours, and I didn't respond yet, to the first fucking "warning" you emailed me. You seriously think I needed to get a second "crystal clear" fucking warning??

I was gonna respond to the first warning you sent me with some long drawn out, eloquent, articulate, and intelligent response to let you know what a huge dick diver you are, but the I realized that; you're to stupid to understand the subtleties of the english language and if I got to articulate for you, then it would be a waste of time since it isn't insulting if the person that I'm insulting (that would be YOU you fucking short bus candidate) is to god damned stupid to get the insult...... So I'll start this email with a very eloquent

Suck my dick you cum guzzling sperm burper.

I got a warning for "Rule 8: blah blah blah, harassing, threating, defamatory comments. blah blah blah, racial slurs. blah blah"

In what alternate reality are you and the other mods sitting around having a circle jerk? Cause back here on Earth, EVERYTHING that comes out of Dizzle's dick depository towards myself, Lark, Alaughingmadman (josh), and CrashBandicoot (Phil) is harassing at the very least, and defamatory at the very most (depending on whether Dizzle's boyfriend PGATour (pete) decided to blow his fart factory before leaving the house.

Seriously?? Chink got me a "warning" from the all mighty faggot moderator? And it took 4 or 5 pages of everyone else running their sperm burpers before you locked that thread and called me out on it?

First of all, I'm sorry that I don't run around like I'm having a dick sucking marathon on all you stupid, inbred, faggot mod's like the tubby chink bastard named Dane does. But if you're gonna warn me, and threaten to ban and/or infract me for something, then spread the love evenly. In the very thread you fucked with me about, Dane calls out Lark61 BY NAME and calls her a "cunt" because (as he says in the god damn post) she has been "ignoring and avoiding him, and not responding"

Calling someone names and trying to start shit with them, SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE they are ignoring you is THE SOUL EPITOME OF THE GOD DAMN TERM "HARASSAMENT" you illiterate, uneducated son of a street walker. So if I'm getting TWO fucking warnings for the bullshit chink comment, then exercise your super human retard hammer and smack a couple fucking warnings on the fat Filipino looking long lost brother to the pillsbury doughboy. Otherwise, take these two "warnings" you issued to me and use them to block that bleeding opening you call a pussy and man up. You're as much a bitch ass little prison bitch as the other dumpster diving dick mongers on here.

And I know you think you're all mighty and powerful and shit, but face it. You're a pussy behind a computer screen.

Oh and these fucking "call out" threads that have been started about myself, Lark61, and mazdarotary love (just to name ones from recent history) are also the definition of harassment. I don't talk to the fuckers who started the 2 call out threads about me, so for them to make a thread dedicated entirely to trashing me and talking shit is harassing and also falls under the definitinon of "defamation." Either enforce the fucking rules unilaterally (that means, across the board no matter what, since I know you ate paint as a kid and you don't comprehend basic english) or get the fuck off the computer and go ride and let the fucking adults talk. But this cherry picking bullshit about just enforcing rules on people that aren't popular or sucking your dick (like the fat fucking chunky-monkey slant eyed faggot) is retarded.

Dane and a few others have blatantly tried to run me off the forum, and wished that I would crash and hoped for me to end up dead, in jail, or in a hospital and that I'd take other people out with me. Now I'm not sure where that falls, but I'm pretty sure it's a no-no as well.

In closing, your high and (obviously drunk) ass pirate, pillow biter:

Take this warning and use it to block the blood that freely flows from your sisters chocolate star fish after I'm done grudge fucking her. Infract me, warn me, fucking ban me for all I give a shit. But just so you know...........

Yahoo is free. Hotmail is free. Gmail is free. AOL mail is free. and the list goes on and on. Everytime you ban me, I'll just start a new email account specifically to come back here and derail as many fucking threads as I can until you and the rest of the fucking mods start making some god damned sense in the way you enforce (or refuse to enforce) the rules with forum members.

That is all.

You may return to your lemmings and continue the circle jerk contest.




Show me some more - I wanna see a freak-out on gun nut forum!

 

I'd ban him just for his poor grammar.

"but the I realized that; you're to stupid to understand the subtleties of the english language"

You tell 'em, professor.

THE SOUL EPITOME

 

made me spew my pizza! I love some of his creative insults.

We need some like him over here. It's gonna be a long winter.

 

Wow...that one is rabid. He may need put down.....by a homosexual Chinese man.

 

That's why I like this place, you can pretty much say what you want.

 

I skipped through to the end then I lost it lol.

"Everytime you ban me, I'll just start a new email account specifically to come back here and derail as many fucking threads as I can"

LOL methinks there is a new category of neurosis for these people. Forum Fixation?

I would like to present my R1 Forum trophy of which I am rather proud.
-You have been banned for the following reason:
-Watch that mouth of yours... better yet, put the foot in it! Buh-bye!
-Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 

I got banned from BARF for calling another user Xenophobic. Clearly, the lead mod (who the next year moved on to a prez position with the AFM) didn't like me much so led the committee to oust me.

Rarely returned to BARF, never returned to the AFM.

Damn monosyllabic heathens.

-jim

 

Sorta funny but too long, too many spelling errors and I'll point out that he could use every free email on the face of the earth but making him gone permanently and forever is maybe four clicks at most.

 

tl;dr

 

The incessant rain up there causes some real mental breakdowns, apparently.

That said, Soul Epitome would be a good name for a band.

 

Well, we know it wasn't Sunshine. He's not that eloquent.

-jim

 

breathe

 

I got banned from speed's forum for saying that I wished that a bunch of people (including one of the mods) all drowned together in a rancid shit filled outhouse.

Around here shit like that wouldn't even get you looked at. You have to be a complete f@ckin' chucklehead to get banned permanent around here.

 

Should've just gone with, "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

 

Wanna bet?

 

Don't really care enough to bother.

 

I am not sure if people are nutter today than 30 years ago or the interwebs just makes it easier to find