Speaking of women who don’t age gracefully. Have you guys seen Nicole Kidman recently?! Saw her in Northman and my uncanny valley alarm was going off in my head anytime she was on on screen. Just WTF!!
She’s done so many drugs she can’t get turned on by normal fucking anymore. Serotonin and endorphins ‘n shit. I imagine the only way she gets off now is tied up while you choke her with a dog collar, and stretch her hiney hole with a traffic cone.
Ha. I googled Margot Robbie in my name is Earl and this popped up. If I'm blind, I'm not the only one. https://www.boredpanda.com/fans-con...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
U guys have no taste!! Margo ftmfw especially after her bubble bath scenes in The Wolf of Wall Street
When you’re dead and being interviewed for your place in Hell and the German bureaucrats are asking what you did in life to get you here. I shot the president of A BofA branch for reporting my deposits. Yawn, take a number and wait your turn. I stole mongo’s pie and yuengling. So what, everyone tried that. Take a number and wait your turn. I nailed Lindsay Lohan, in 2022 and didn’t wear a condom! Come right in, sir! Sorry to have made you wait, your seat at the left hand of Satan is ready!
Neither here nor there but a few years ago I pulled off the freeway in Calabasass for fuel, and Paris Hilton was at the pumps in front of me pumping fuel into a Jaguar. I remember thinking to myself be darnethinking, I'll be darned She's quite a good looking woman.
