Keeping with the FTP spirit we're running this week, here's some lulz...

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Suburbanrancher, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Suburbanrancher

    Suburbanrancher Chillzilla

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34e_1373120565

    Dear Libbys, Hipsters, and FTP-types with internet law degrees:

    1) Starting your diatribe with "I come in peace" will make the most lay of laymen think you're higher then a kite.

    2) If you're going to quote statutes and articles of law on video in order to appear oh-so-smart, please know their applicability to your particular situation...otherwise you come off oh-so-dumb.

    3) When you cry out like a jilted sophomore cheerleader to draw attention, you come off like...well - a jilted sophomore cheerleader - not a victim of police brutality.

    4) Telling people to "call the po-lice!", when the po-lice are standing right there is kinda redundant.

    5) When the guy in the uniform says "you're gonna get tazed", guess what happens next?

    And finally, acting like a complete jackass with your significant other and young child in the car in order to try and beat a dumb pot arrest doesn't make you a cool fighter of 'the man' - it makes you an asshole.



    Sadly, it's the young child who suffers the most here - by having to wear a tie-dye shirt in public.
     
  2. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    :crackup:


    Poor kids....
     
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  3. "You're trying to attack my nuts. That is not proper use of that device.":crackup:

    That dude is an idiot. I definitely feel bad for the kid.
     
  4. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    While I think the war on drugs is to blame for a lot of unnecessary shit, that guy is just a dumbass. People fighting wrongful laws or bad police work do not need dumbasses joining in.
    Not to mention, the sixties were over a long time ago, dude.
     
  5. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Looks like somebody from the Beeb left a comment!

    ".....I understand that Cops in America get a bad rap and deservedly so, but this fucktard hippie gets caught smoking weed in his car with a toddler in the back seat? Then tries to use his one class of community college Criminal Law course to argue. I applaud these officers, personally I think they were being too patient with this douchenozzle."

    :)
     
  6. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    The kid is a chip off the old block...."Why do I have to get out of the car!!!!"





    Rancher, and you volunteer to do this job?:Poke:
     
  7. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    you are way too pasty to say that! :D
     
  9. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Shut it, fatass. I could take you in a fight ya know.
     
  10. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Anyone know the rest of the story? Was there weed in the car?
     
  11. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    And hey, uhh, Nazif. I was just kiddin, man. We cool, right? Right?
     
  12. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Nazif? Bro?
     
  13. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert

    He's taping the pic of you in your undies to his mirror as motivation to work out harder tomorrow.
     
  14. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    If I was Nazif I'd kick your ass for saying that. Right Nazif my brother?
     
  15. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    You do know that, in this thread, it means FTperp.:up:
     
  16. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert

    Girly man got nothing for me...at least that's what you said on the phone when you were talking smack about him.
     
  17. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Did you just call Nazif a bitch ass ho? Y'all gonna get your ass kicked.
     
  18. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    Those cops were most awesome, professional and beyond patient....pretty darn physically soft on the guy too. Tazed him dry, w/out a cartridge.
    Wish more cops were like this. Top shelf cops :cool:


    :D:D:D:clap::D:D:D
    You are still my favorite cop on the forum :cool:
     
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  19. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    The term douchenozzle gave it away...
     
  20. Chris13

    Chris13 Which lever is the Brake?

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