Just How Naughty Are You?

$320.5

 

250.5. I'll do better next time.

 

TMI. These are things you should get professional help for.

 

It is not often that I agree with Robert but you need serious help.

BTW you are more skilled than I am. Or it does not take a lot to get you off.

 

didn't see my total go up did u? maybe that .04 applies

 

all but 5 most multiple times why isn't litter up there i hav'nt done one of them since i stopped drinking

 

You might have something there. My fines were racked up years ago....have these fines been adjusted for inflation?

 

yeah some statued of limitations should apply as well as price increases for multiple offenses.

pretty crude measure of sin IMHO

 

Cheated on your significant other with your close friend's significant other? ?$

Cheated on your significant other with your close friend's significant other in the next room over from your close friend? ?$

 

$920.50

 

$725.50
I feel dirty. I must go shower now. Brought back some good memories though. Bad ones too. LOL

 

I maxed out and sent extra, going back for more.

 

Whole buncha stuff missing from this list. Mid triple digits, that's all I'm saying.

 

Which digits are you talking about?

 

'cept for the $80 anal?

 

And I would do it all over again. I don't know how you keep it so moist and warm, but it was magnificent.

 

TFMI

 

No shit! I don't remember any of that. He just left a note saying "thanks". I thought he meant for the all the beer.

 

What did you do with the $80?

 

I used one of those condoms with the numbing substance, turned inside out. So your ass didn't feel a thing. But you were smiling the whole way, buddy.