Jesus H. Christ, you pu$$y whipped mothertrucker

A married dude in a decade long relationship, getting laid 3 times a week, is not enough? Don't old guys need to reload? Besides, if I bug him too much, he tells me he has a headache.

It isn't the kids not being able to entertain themselves, its utter exhaustion of having a full time job and a family.

 

TMI

 

Nope.

 

No such thing.
Neither of us have filters.

 

Trust me, I hear you, same boat. Reload? Get that man some L-Arginine!

 

If I reload more often we'll have three fucking kids before long.

 

The lack of filters has been obvious for a long time but how about some compassion (towards us, if that wasn't clear)? Some shit doesn't need sharing.

 

So scratch Papa off the ménage a trois list.

 

Only because you know the two people involved.
Just fine for everyone else to talk about banging bitches...

 

Nah, I don't need to know what any of you people are doing. True, the idea of Darren being involved is particularly repulsive, but it's only a matter of degree. The principle stands.

 

My wife took me to a strip club. Asked if wanted a lap dance. I said no, so she found the dirtiest, no holding back stripper in there that she could and payed her to dance and grab me. So yeah, co-ed bachlor party would have been fine lol.
And there is no such thing as TMI on the beeb. It already knows all.

 

Meh, I'm in the club that just doesn't give a damn about strip clubs. Wasted way too much money in those places when I was younger and more reckless. But my wife wouldn't have cared. After we were married, my buddy and I took our wives to one because they'd never been and wanted to check it out. We still go to hooters and twin peaks fairly regularly. Good food and she's rather secure in herself (and for good reason).

 

That’s when you roll him over and go deep inner space exploring.

 

One of my girlfriends best friends did this for their wedding, had a combined party and she would NOT let him go to the strip club because she "didn't trust him"... then why the fuck are you getting married to him?! Also, he can find a lot skeezier shit to do than what he's going to be allowed to do at a strip club..

 

Dont know about that.

These Detroit club girls are basically escorts working in their house.

 

Wait whats Jesus' middle name? Henry? Hector? Havier? Huge? Hayden?

 

Also regarding the actual topic my younger brothers soon to be father in law said he would have no problem paying for the reception and just about everything as long as they continued to live "sin free". Hardcore catholic family actually believes he hasn't been pounding her out the past few years. So anyways this dude plans to be at the bachelor party and I'm thinking I can take the role of the sinner. Hookers and blow all night!

 

Me and 13 of my buddies just came back from there after a St. Patrick’s day bachelor party weekend. Hell of a good time. If you were desperate enough and wanted to pay, anything was possible.

This is where you have a two night party. First night is the real one, second night is tiddly winks and beers.

 

If his fiance is that bitchy and controlling before they are married that dude is in for a life of misery. I know crap like that would be a reason for me to bail. Kinda like the guys who's wives "make" them sell their motorcycle. Ultimatums and demands really don't work that hot with me though...