It's a bird, it's a plane....

No, it's a giant dick!

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/nov/16/military-says-zero-tolerance-for-pilot-who-traced-/

 

Eject eject eject.

You should put this in your BJ thread.LOL

 

So much awesome right there.
Shit hot.

 

Looks like a 10 gallon hat after a hunka cheese to me...look, a wagon wheel!

 

That takes some good situational awareness to actually draw that out in the sky from a plane! I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!

 

Looks like someone cocked up the flight plan

 

Cumulophallus

 

Was he flying a Junkers?

Or perhaps an A-10" Genital Warthog?

Any serious nerds on here will have the MST3K Starfighters "Refueling" theme music in their heads right about now.

 

Finally! Every pilot with a smoke system on his jet wants to do that at least once.

Any guesses as to how that’ll be marked on his OPR?

 

... and how was this described in debrief? Gives new meaning to getting spiked and going to the notch.

 

I don't see how they are going to get in trouble when the commanding officer probably won't be able to tell without cracking up over it

 

People need to lighten the eff up.

 

That is a serious case of blue balls

 

I’d blame my fucking wingman. Flight lead never, ever, takes the blame!

 

Fill your pants over France in your Poopie Suit!

 

I am stunned at the amount of "offended" people about this...we have way too many oxygen thieves these days...


I love it btw. LOL

 

Kinda feel sorry for the AF & Marine flyers now.

 

Totally, now everyone knows that the Navy is responsible for chemtrails.

 

To be fair....
There should also be an
LGBTQR2D2C3PO aerial next to that?

 

No need, that’s already clear as it was a Navy flier.