Is the War almost Over?

Many think Saddam might be dead already!!



Saddam: Dead or Alive?:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/03/20/earlyshow/main544812.shtml

Let's hope!!

 

I think its him. That would be too easy otherwise...

 

that would be cool. but it would be embarrasing to his legend if it's true. i mean the guys was tracked from the tv station to his bunker and whacked. tell me the us wouldn't be the shit if that's the case.



"SEE LOOK EVERYONE, I'M ALIVE AND I'M IN POWERBLAM!!!!! i'm dead.

 

I think if he WERE dead, there would be a breakdown in the Iraq government, chaos. The top people would be abandoning ship to save themselves and claiming he held a gun to their head.

 

Its Saddam for sure. Check out the dimples on his cheeks. Too much in common fo rit to be anyone else. Besides, they would not have shown close-ups if it was a double.


The CIA needs me.

 

Yeah, the last thing they'd try to do would be to put up a stunt like this. It's just our wishfull thinking, thats all.

 

Yeah, I think it highely unlikely.

If anything it might be one of his strategic tactics...you never know. Hell, he might not even be in the country anymore..

 

AND I'M MISSING THE WHOLE DAMN WAR BECAUSE THE SATTELITE GUY'S WIFE IS IN LABOR. WHAT AN ASSHOLE -- THE JERK CALLED IN SICK!! Now I have to wait 'til tomorrow.

 

No cable here. Just a good'ol antenna.

 

yo rodger, you can watch it at my house!

 

I'll bring the Molson!!!

 

I just ran the photos through my retina scanning software and it's a double.

What's with the Sophia Loren goggles?

 

I think h eborrowed them from his oldest wife. Or maybe her mother.

 

How does the military get away with calling blowing up an entire city block a "surgical strike"?

 

They are talking about traumatic ampution surgury as opposed to Lasik surgury.

 

Gee, I guess the military should be chastized for not making neat and tidy 2,000 lb bombs.

Or maybe I missed Franks sarcasm

 

Because it was ONLY a city block!

Have you seen those MOABs? That'll rattle the windows a little I suspect!

 

Yep, right over your head! Like those Scuds that don't exist.

 

Overpressure supposedly blows out the eardrums of everyone in a 2 mile radius. Or something like that. BIG boom.

 

You could get the same effect by sending in 5,000 Chevy Impalas with bazooka speakers in their trunks and fart can mufflers.