Insect Identification Needed

This thing was crawling around outside of my office this morning. Anyone know what type of pterodactyl this is? I put a quarter next to it for size reference. Frederick, MD

 

Clearly a murder hornet. You’re dead already. You just don’t know it, yet.

 

Plot twist...I've been dead for years.

 

Keith? Is that really you, Mr. Richards?

 

Looks like it's set up for an oval track for sure.

 

Pretty sure that was the second shooter on the grassy knoll. Bet you let the fucker get away, didn’t you?

 

Some sort of Crane Fly I spose.

 

He's not going anywhere. He'll be breakfast for one of the Cardinals that fight with their reflections against my office windows every morning.

 

Thought they only liked little boys?

 

Murder Mosquito.

 

Crane Fly?

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Not even a minute after posting that this hard ass showed up.

 

Down Florida we calls that a mudda-fuggin' bug.

 

Thought that was a stagehand lid then I remembered ain't no stages being built. Plus no Shure sticker.

 

Pretty sure in Louisiana they call that a small moquito.

 

Glass manufacturing.

 

Mursquito

 

I was going to say no effin way that's a site lid. Not a single safety meeting sticker.

 

No iatse either!