If it's in stock we've got it

I saw this on a building this morning.

 

Hey, at least it's not false advertising.

 

That's almost as good as, "We got one of those...what's it look like?"

 

We have an old 'Dairy Queen-like' shop in town called Alan's Dairy Treats. Their sign reads, "If we don't have it, You don't need it."

 

"Pete's parts, we don't got it, you don't need it." That's in a radio commercial around here. Guy calls for a blower for a 67 chevy and they ask him what color!

 

There's a billboard on the way to Louisville on 65 for a tattoo shop that says "Tattoos while you wait."

 

Eddie,

I just noticed your new tag line..LOL..

That brings back memories....

 

I've seen that one many times and chuckled each time.
Steve

 

That's a pure waste of a statement!

 

We have the exact same thing, only different.

 

TRANSLATION: "If we got it, we got it."

 

Huge salvage yard north of Ogden called Smith & Edwards... "We've got everything, if we can find it." With a 60 acre yard, I imagine that's accurate. They have a store front where they sell tack too...

 

You would know...it's your specialty

 

There's a radiator shop here with a sign that says "A great place to take a leak." :up:

 

When I was in high school I worked at a hardware store in Charlotte that specialized in cabinet hardware/door knobs/brass work. We were told that we could change the sign on the front 'within reason' It usually said 'chances are we have it'.... the owner didn't appreciate when 'we have knockers to fit your needs' was put up one morning It only lasted about 4 hours.

 

A friend was in a Home Depot one day when he heard an employee do a Butthead imitation over the PA:

"Heh heh heh heh heh..........Welcome to Home Depot..........heh heh heh heh heh..........We got wood..........heh heh heh heh heh"