I want to vent about super glue.

Discussion in 'General' started by bodell, Nov 6, 2011.

  1. bodell

    bodell Green Racing Advocate

    This shit is worthless for any other purpose than gluing skin to skin. It dries instantly on fingers, but stays wet for an hour on a hard surface.

    F-you super glue. F-you in your ass.


    Also, it is so awesome how it leaves a blue-white haze on anything shiny it gets near.
     
  2. You aren't walking around with 1 hand glued to your pecker and the other one glued to a tape are you?
     
  3. motojoe_23

    motojoe_23 The Nephew

    Duh, it was invented to glue skin to skin. That is what it is best at

    Second best, is gluing coins to the floor or a desk so you can watch and laugh at people trying to pick it up :D
     
  4. Oh damn i gotta try that. :crackup:
     
  5. drop

    drop Well-Known Member

    detectives use superglue to lift fingerprints also...

    last year when my youngest gashed his eye open, they honestly pulled it together with superglue.
     
  6. K Kling

    K Kling Well-Known Member

    I have glued many cuts back together with super glue instad of going to get sutures. That stuff is awesome.
     
  7. BiZ

    BiZ a matter of weight ratios

    Moisture activates it "super" glue. That's why it dries so fast on skin. After you put it on something hard, blow on it. The moisture in your breath will cause it to harden.

    No homo.
     
  8. Tunersricebowl

    Tunersricebowl Fog, onward through.

    Heavy duty super glue (sold in hobby shops) works great gluing wood and is immune to oil soaked wood such as old military rifle stock cracks...
    As to gluing yourself to yourself, sounds like dain bamage to me.
     
  9. sdg

    sdg *

    Add a little baking soda to thicken it up.

    Run a line, dust some baking soda on, wait a little & blow off excess.

    And plus 1 for using instead of getting stitches.
     
  10. I hear shit like that around the wrong people can result in a dirt nap. :D
     
  11. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    Acetone seems to work pretty good for removing it from my fingers.
     
  12. Woofentino Pugr

    Woofentino Pugr Well-Known Member

    What the hell do you think Nu-Skin really is? :)
     
  13. SnacktimeKC

    SnacktimeKC Well-Known Member

    Keep it in the refrigerator, makes it much easier to work with. -Snack
     

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