I have a co-worker from South Africa who said they would come home a couple times and the damn monkeys would have broken in and WRECKED the house. As you can imagine once they get inside they open EVERYTHING lol. Can't eff around and leave a window unlatched in monkey land. I thought it was funny till he mentioned they also shit and pissed all over the house. Yeah, I'd shoot all the damn things too.
They shat all over my rental car last year in South Africa. By the morning it was all dry and no amount of windshield wiper fluid would remove it.
That logic makes it good to kill anyone in the US who's name is not something like Flaying Eagle or Two dogs humping.
meh. If they were really evil they'd be catching them then enjoying live monkey brains in corporate meetings.
I think it was translated wrong from spanking his monkey to relax. I'm not sure I could shoot a monkey but they are evil bastards.
And he's not killing it for "sport", he's killing it to "relax"... Ahhhh!, DEATH!!!! He's a cold blooded killing machine!!!!!