How many of y'all are terrorists?

Come on... you can come clean. They're obviously hiding information in porn in order to convert unsuspecting onanists in the West...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/30/world/al-qaeda-documents-future/?hpt=hp_c1

 

Kinda depends on who you ask.

 

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Darn, you sunk my battleship....

 

I think the Cruise lines have done a pretty good job at terrorizing themselves the last few years. Running aground, capsizing, food poisonings, viral and bacterial illnesses spreading among the passengers and fires just to name a few. I don't think the terrorists have thought this thing through very well.

 

Or they were behind all that...

 

I'm a white man and an NRA member. Of course I am considered a terrorist to the current regime.

 

Why do you think that? Is this Zimmerman?

 

Yes, I am Zimmerman. I mean, it only makes sense, right?

 

The Somali pirates already figured it out. Linky

 

I know that I would be terrified if I got on a cruise ship. Does that make me a terrorist?

 

I think that would mean the terrorists have won.

 

What would they name it? The S.S. SsssssssssssssssKABOOM?

 

The one and only time I went on a cruise ship seemed like all the fat (and I mean ginormous) women thought it was okay to wear the tightest swim suits they could squeeze their 8 ton butts in to. Needless to say I was terrified.

Maybe that's what really happened to the Costa Concordia. Free steak starboard side.

 

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Ahhhhhhhh, donning the mantle or the martyr, eh.

 

Does this mean the terrorist would have gotten hazardous duty pay if they had to go a cruise ship?

 

This guy probably asked for it after the fact!

 

From what I read about the Somali pirates had to say about boarding a cruise ship in yesterdays paper, I would say that they were "terrified terrorists." :up:

 

What happened to ol' Cap'n Shitabiaggi? Strung up by his balls yet?